Signs my son is working for the CIAPosted on 16 Jul, 2010
He's my Ittle Man but I just know he's working for the CIA. Here are some signs:
1) Speaks a second language - It may sound like babble and nothing like English. What if it's a second language that an elite group of CIA agents know? I just need to find the manual.
2) Department of Agriculture - My son doesn't say many words but he does say, "awall" that translated means, "apple." When he goes to the grocery store, he only points to apples. I think he's throwing everyone off his CIA status by making us think he works for the Dept. of Agriculture (Charlie Wilson's War joke).
3) The Master of Escape - I gave birth to a Houdini talented son. He can escape from anything. He started with his crib at 18 months. He can open child proof protected doors. He's out the door before you know it. Did I mention he can run fast? That's special training!
4) He keeps to himself and doesn't say much - Maybe he has top secret information that we don't have security clearance for. Maybe he's keeping close observations and taking notes for the next meeting. Maybe his drawings contain secret codes to his next mission.
5) He's all about wheels - My son loves cars, trucks, trains, and airplanes. Maybe he's already secretly traveled in something similar on a trip. Maybe he's determining the best mode of transportation for his next assignment. Could be.
In all seriousness, my son is among many that face language and social developmental problems. I may try to joke about him being CIA. Maybe it's a humor defense mechanism to mask the many challenges we face.
So give a hug of support to someone with Autism. In fact, don't forget to hug their parents and families. It's a tough road for everyone. We just want the best for our kids!
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autism,
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